A lawyer was stepping out of his parked BMW when a speeding truck ripped off the door and sped away.
A passing patrol car pulled up beside the BMW after seeing the lawyer jumping up and down and waving his fist and swearing loudly at the receding truck.
The cop who was driving the patrol car recognized the lawyer and rolled down his window, "My God! What's happened to you, sir?" he enquired.
“That idiot ripped off my BMW's door while I was getting out of it!” replied the lawyer.
"Looks like you'll be needing a doctor," the cop observed. "I'll call an ambulance."
The lawyer looked at the cop in disbelief. "How the hell is a doctor going to fix my BMW?"
The cop shook his head. "I wasn't thinking about your BMW, sir. It looks like he took your arm along with the door!”
“Oh, no!” cried the lawyer, coming to his senses, “My Rolex!”
Anon.
Here's one...
Q: Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Anon.
Questionable behaviour...
A man walks into a lawyer's office to inquire about their fees.
Man, "You say in your window you have a special offer all this week."
Lawyer, "Yes, you can ask three questions for the price of two."
Man, "So how much do you normally charge per question?"
Lawyer, "Hundred dollars per question."
Man, "Isn't that a bit steep?"
A passing patrol car pulled up beside the BMW after seeing the lawyer jumping up and down and waving his fist and swearing loudly at the receding truck.
The cop who was driving the patrol car recognized the lawyer and rolled down his window, "My God! What's happened to you, sir?" he enquired.
“That idiot ripped off my BMW's door while I was getting out of it!” replied the lawyer.
"Looks like you'll be needing a doctor," the cop observed. "I'll call an ambulance."
The lawyer looked at the cop in disbelief. "How the hell is a doctor going to fix my BMW?"
The cop shook his head. "I wasn't thinking about your BMW, sir. It looks like he took your arm along with the door!”
“Oh, no!” cried the lawyer, coming to his senses, “My Rolex!”
Anon.
Here's one...
Q: Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Anon.
Questionable behaviour...
A man walks into a lawyer's office to inquire about their fees.
Man, "You say in your window you have a special offer all this week."
Lawyer, "Yes, you can ask three questions for the price of two."
Man, "So how much do you normally charge per question?"
Lawyer, "Hundred dollars per question."
Man, "Isn't that a bit steep?"
Lawyer, "It could be seen that way. What was your third question?"